Not From the Onion: Gonzales Vows to Fix Justice Department Image

July 23rd, 2007 by Dan Cody Leave a reply »

Headlines that make me cringe: “Gonzales vows to fix Justice’s image”

Who better to restore the image of the Justice Department than the man who destroyed it’s reputation in the first place?

In other news, Count Dracula to restore image of vampires as new director of the Red Cross.

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  1. capper says:

    And here I was hoping it was his announcement that he was finally stepping down. What a disappointment!