Oct 30 2003
Proclamation of the Week
Proving once again that the Bush administration is never too busy to placate it’s friends from the Christian Coalition who put him in office, by Presidential decry, this week is Protection From Pornography Week!
Instead of shit like this that subversivly links pornography with child abduction, how about we focus our attention on some proclamations that this country really needs? The NeoConservatives trying to push their own brand of ‘morality’ on teh rest of us really doesn’t, ya know, ‘move the nation forward’.
And instead of just spouting off, I’m putting my money where my mouth is and offer the following suggestions to Bush so we can “observe this week with appropriate programs and activities.”:
- Let’s Get Out of Iraq So Eight Soldiers Stop Getting Killed Every Week
- Our Federal Deficit Just Rose Another $1 Billion this Week
- We Promise We’ll Find Those WMD’s Next Week Week
- Environmentally Responsible Nation Rememberance Week
- You Don’t Have a Job Awareness Week
- Get Ready For Federally Endorsed Christianity Week
- Someone Fill in for the President Because He’s Vacationing on the Ranch Again this Week
- National Get Ready for Your Job to be Shipped Overseas Week
- Free Speech Prevention Week
- Tax Loopholes for the Wealthy Celebration Week
- Which Undercover Agent Are We Going to Out with a Leak This Week Week
And finally…
- When Something Goes Wrong, Blame it On Clinton Week!
