I can hardly post this I’m laughing so hard.
Ultra-wingnut (A term I save for special times such as this) publication World Net Daily science writer is claiming that soy based products are the real “cause” of homosexuality.
Yes, soybeans. And no, I didn’t copy and paste this from The Onion:
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That’s why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today’s rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products
It gets better!
Worse, there’s now scientific evidence that estrogen ingredients in soy products may be boosting the rapidly rising incidence of leukemia in children.
“Scientific evidence” not worth citing or sourcing apparently. Who knows, maybe it’s from the same scientists who claim soy makes you gay? And just think, if soy makes you gay, then eating beef must make you more of a man!
Like Rock Hudson! Or the Rev. Ted Haggard! 
This kind of hard hitting research also answers the question of homosexuality throughout history and why leading evangelical preachers have been brought down in scandal in recent months. Obviously, someone was poisoning them with soy.
Go and read the entire article for yourself if you have five minutes to marvel at where the Christian Right is at these days.
Remember, God not only hates homosexuals, he hates soy.
I live in the Washington Heights neighborhood of Milwaukee, WI with my wife Jen, our daughter Emerson, and son Carter.
Awesome.
They are kidding right? Soy, Soy…………come on people being gay is a life not an “i’ll eat this or drink this aspect”.
Although not Gay, I have many friends in Atlanta still today who are and they were born gay, not made gay by some magic elixer they drank and I passed up!
Come on out of the closet and get real, Soy! Anyone for Sushi? I’ll bring the Soy!