Jun 28 2005
Tonight’s Primetime Commercial
Things are going so badly in Iraq lately that the President and his handlers are putting him on primetime TV tonite to ‘re-sell’ his reasons for war to the American people.
After two years of ‘The insurgents are on the run’, ‘We’re making lots of progress’, and ‘Freedom is on the march and things are getting better’ comments from the administration, the American public has started the slow process of coming to realize that maybe the war in Iraq isn’t making us safer against terrorism, nor is there any sort of gameplan for our troops getting out.
So instead of reality show promos and ED treatment commercials tonight, we’re going to be getting the hard sell from a man who lives in a world detached from reality.
The advance reports about tonights speech - in which once again, troops are used as a patriotic prop for the President - have said it’s a ‘major policy speech’ despite any lack of new plans, changes in direction, or policy changes towards the war. What the speech tonite really is for the President is a chance to get on national TV for an hour in front of a bunch of flags and troops and tell us for the umpteenth million time that “Things are getting better” and “Freedoms progress is marching on to Liberty while Democracy wins the war on terra.”
If he really wanted to convince American’s that things are getting better in Iraq, or to feel more optimistic about the war, he’d actually offer something new, like a plan, instead of just trying to persuade us that the situation is getting better without offering anything tangible to back up his argument.
I suspect tonight’s speech will have about as much effect on people as any other commercial they see on TV at night. The pretty pictures and scripted message they’ve heard a thousand times before isn’t going to get much traction.
Especially when the reality of the situation directly contradicts what the salesman is pitching.
I’d like to see the same guy who does the voice over at the end of those ED commercials (”…may cause accelerated heart rate, shortness of breath, and bleeding from the anus…”) follow up each Bush comment with a disclaimer (”…studies actually show no correlation between war in Iraq and war on terrorism…”)
Historically, one of the main reasons for a dissatisfaction among troops is the lack of motivational reasons for going to war. It’s good to know that this time around we can pick our reason for going to war from any of three:
1. Fighting terrorists.
2. Destroying an “evil dictatorship”
3. Stopping the proliferation of Weapons of Mass Destruction (Discontinued)
More to come soon.
I don’t think Bush is planning to get out of Iraq. He is having us build
several permanent military bases there. Those bases will be useful
for attacking Iran and making sure Iraq doesn’t go back on any deals
they have made with US companies.